FMLs

Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML

Today, my 7 year old brother decided it that would be fun to cut off my hair. I woke up from a long nap after working the late shift, to about 15 inches of my blonde hair all over my bed and floor. I now have bloody bald spots and really choppy hair about 3 inches long. He got away with it. FML

Today, my friends created a fake facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML

I totally agree that your life sucks man.

Haha, here they are.